But not the other way around.
It has been statistically proven that space aliens cause global warming. The correlation is absolutely devastating and persuasive. In fact, as Dr. Spencer points out: "...the relationship is so strong, if this was an epidemiological study it would be time to regulate UFOs".
The proof comes from a Ph.d space scientist and it's on the internet.
For further proof, consider this syllogism:
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| Correlation |
I had to think about this cartoon before the light bulb went on.
If I had the skills of Randall Munroe I'd be rich too. Although I don't know if he's actually wealthy. He ought to be wealthy, though. Mr. Munroe invented the above cartoon. So, if I had his skills, I ought to be rich. Therefore, I ought to have his skills. Q.E.D.
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